What happens when a bad trickster is good at writing essays?

The cons are worse than the prose

What is the jig that farm animals do when they can’t escape their enclosures?

In-de-pen-dance

Which Disney princess loves plays on words?

Rapunzel

What does one nickel say to the other on Transformation Tuesday?

You’ve changed so much!

What did the carnivore call the incinerated cow?

A missed steak

What do you say to someone who doesn’t like singing in a group?

“It’s an achoired taste.”

What does the farmer feel when his cows suddenly stop giving milk?

Udder dismay

Why was the cloth-maker stubborn?

He just couldn’t be suede.

What do you call a male deer that’s standing still?

Stagnant

How would one describe really good milk?

Legendairy

What do you call a good ballerina?

En point

Why did the astronaut laugh when her colleague got lost in space?

She didn’t understand the gravity of the situation.