“Double denim is ok if one of the denims is a cape”

– Library 

“I don’t look at people’s faces. Or bodies”

– Village 2

“I take drugs for this face”

– East Wing 

“The only two real presidents to me are George Washington and Obama”

– Room 109

“I wish [Redacted] was here so I could make fun of her scoliosis in front of everyone”

– Room 12

“Clickhole is the political middle ground”

– Room 208

“Straight out of the Tiger’s Mouth? More like straight out of the tit”

– The Quad 

“Omg it’s literally chilly”

– Annex 4

“What’s a word you associate with geese?” “Fear.”

– Room 210

“Do you want to join the know-nothing club?”

– Room 209

“Hey, how do you say ‘all mighty push’ in Japanese?”

– L1

“I just wanna put my spoon in the dirt sometimes, ya  know?”

– Front Lawn