1. Do you have a hole in your shoe? no? Then how did you put your foot in it?

2. What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and glue?
You can tuna piano but you can’t tuna fish.
What about the glue?
I knew you’d get stuck on that

3. What did one graphing calculator say to the second graphing calculator?

“Why does this sad lady own two of us?”

4. I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to
me.

5. My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns one time, but I then realized that tou-can
play at that game.

6. I make it a habit to never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.