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Scorpio
October 23-November 21

If you’re having a hard time, just know that it’s almost time for Michael Bublé to play on the radio. If you didn’t get excited, you’re wrong.

Sagittarius
November 22-December 21

I’ll keep it simple. Just be nice. 🙂

Capricorn
December 22-January 19

It’s not weird to spend time on your own. Sometimes it’s nice to get to know yourself and not be defined by other people.

Aquarius
January 20-February 18

The stars are spread out across the night sky for you, so delicate, so beautiful, and displayed so artistically, each existing as a divine body independent from the seemingly insignificant cradle of life we live and depend upon. Billions of stars up for your interpretation, like a Jackson Pollock piece. I wonder what they mean…

Pisces
February 19-March 20

I’m not saying I’m the best person ever, but maybe you are! 😉

Aries
March 21-April 19

Make a difference. Make some changes. Make a sandwich. Make some friends. Make mistakes even! Just don’t make rumors. Yuck!

Taurus
April 20-May 20

I may not know what’s going on or where we’ll all go from here. There is something to know, but I genuinely don’t know. Just have fun.

Gemini
May 21-June 20

Let the light of this glimmering October mood lead you on your path to—no no, that’s the fridge. Well, will you close it the milk’s gonna—you know what forget it…

Cancer
June 21-July 22

Everything in you is telling you otherwise, but reach out. It’s not too late. Somebody misses you!

Leo
July 23-August 23

The stars have aligned and spelled out your future to me, revealing your path. Expect a raise! … or a rash?… Let me know!

Virgo
August 23-September 23

As Virgo season comes to an end, seize every opportunity. Even the sketchy ones. I mean, who knows right?

Libra
September 23-October 22

Don’t forget to take time out for yourself. It’s hard with responsibilities constantly gnawing at you but it’s also important. Wash your face. Go for a run. Take a bath. Paint. ~Self care~