“The school could use a flooding right about now”

• Hallway

“Pain always brings out my sarcastic side”

• Room 203

“Ice to see you. I’m sorry, that was cold of me”

“Get. Out.”

• Hallway

“Thank God I’m being plagiarized. It must be right”

• Quad

“Would it be weird if I washed my hair in the school’s bathroom sink?”

• Hallway

“I would fight him for one stale cracker”

• Room 14

“I think I get dehydrated because I cry so much”

• Upstairs Hallway

“I always have an anxiety attack right after submitting to Turnitin.com. You never know what might happen”

• Library

“We’re all gonna die anyway, so who cares what shirt you wear?”

• Upstairs Hallway