“You know when you’re growing up and you think your family’s functional?”

• Room 208

“Bruh how people drown, like, just drink the water?”

• Village

“I can’t win against you, but I can verbally assault you.”

• The Gym

“Yo, lowkey I’m built like a grocery bag.”

• Girls’ Locker Room

“Some people actually drink water, have clear skin, healthy eating habits, and do their homework on time. Wow, what a concept.”

• Library

“What if the piano is a socialist?”

• Room 208

“I’m gonna become an avocado. That way I can be loved by everybody”

• Computer Lab

“Do you have horse lungs AND regular lungs?”

• Room 208

“I’m so glad I wasn’t born a rodent.”

• Room 14

“Because, in addition to being selfish, sheep are stupid.”

• Library