You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
You know Comet, Cupid and the other bad hombres
But do you recall…
The most famous – best deal-making reindeer – of all.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a HUUUGE shiny nose
And if you ever saw it – which many people have, believe me –
You would even say it was the best nose, the very best, everyone says it’s
the best
All of the other reindeer – which are incredible men and women –
Used to say, “He’s a great guy.”
They never let amazing Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games – which were total disasters anyway.
Then one really foggy Christmas Eve,
China came to say,
“Rudolph you have a bright nose, the very brightest.
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
Then how all the billions and billions and billions of reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out “Winning!”
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You’re going to make Christmas Great Again.