It’s almost everyone’s favorite time of the year. And no, we’re not talking about finals week, as enjoyable as it is. We are talking about the holiday season! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, Chanukah, or don’t celebrate anything at all, we all do the same thing: we all eat. We would like to share 10 of our favorite recipes to enjoy during this time of celebration. We hope that you will try them as well:

1) The Perfect Pizza: You will need pizza dough, one jar of marinara sauce, 0.6945 pounds of pepperoni, 0.3278 pounds of olives, and one ball of cheese. Start by adding sauce to the pizza dough. Then add the ball of cheese. Next, add the pepperoni and olives. Put the pizza in the oven at 375 degrees and set an alarm for 45 minutes. Then accidentally take a six-hour nap and wake up to the smell of burnt pizza. Cry. Call a pizza delivery place instead.

2) Amazing Apple Cider: You will need wood, fire, a pot, water, and two packets of apple cider. First, place the wood on the ground near a river. Then use your Firelord powers to light the wood on fire. Place the water in the pot and boil the water. Add the two packets of apple cider to the hot water and drink the apple cider.

3) A Lot is at Steak: You will need a steak, salt, pepper, and a dog. Cook the steak, adding salt and pepper for taste. Serve the steak to the dog. If the dog eats the steak, you have succeeded. If the dog doesn’t eat the steak, you have failed.

4) Mostly Nutella Pancakes: You will need a pancake, a spoon, and a jar of Nutella. First, insert the spoon into the Nutella jar and scoop some Nutella. Then spread the Nutella on the pancake. Eat the pancake. After you are done with the pancake, you might as well eat the rest of the jar of Nutella. You’ll need the energy to run away from your brother when he tries to attack you for eating all the Nutella.

5) Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies: You will need one vegan and a box of chocolate chip cookies. Start by opening the box of chocolate chip cookies. Then remove the chocolate chips, butter, milk, and eggs from the cookie. Wait for vegan approval of the cookie and enjoy.

6) Extra Hot Chocolate: You will need a pot, water, a bar of chocolate, and 25 habanero peppers. Boil the water in the pot and add the bar of chocolate. Wait until the chocolate is completely melted before adding the 25 habanero peppers. This makes a great drink for the whole family to enjoy.

7) Mint Tea: You will need water and mints. Boil the water and add the mints. This recipe is so easy.

8) Bagel a la Chester: You will need your favorite kind of bagel, a fragile plastic spoon, and cream cheese. Start by holding your bagel in your left hand. Then, drop it on the floor. Pick up the bagel and spread cream cheese on the top of the bagel with the fragile plastic spoon as best as you can. Bon appétit.

9) Simple Chicken and Kale Salad: You will need a whole cooked chicken, kale, and a big bowl. First, put the chicken in the bowl. Then grab the kale, and accidentally throw it out the window after you slip on a piece of bagel lying on the ground. Realize that you don’t have any more kale, so you just have to eat the chicken.

10) Very Cherry Pie: You will need nine thousand pounds of cherries, one cup of sugar, dough, and a pie crust. Add the cup of sugar to the nine thousand pounds of cherries and put it in the pie crust bowl. Add the dough to cover the nine thousand pounds of cherries and put it in the oven for 30 minutes at 200 degrees. Makes a great dessert.

Eat.